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		<title>The beginning of my birthday month! :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 18:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of you know that I take the whole month of July as my birthday month &#8211; mainly because I need and entire month to celebrate the awesomeness that is me!   hehehe 
Anywho &#8211; I&#8217;m making my way across the country kicking ass&#8230;. and an thought came to me. What happens if some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of you know that I take the whole month of July as my birthday month &#8211; mainly because I need and entire month to celebrate the awesomeness that is me! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  hehehe </p>
<p>Anywho &#8211; I&#8217;m making my way across the country kicking ass&#8230;. and an thought came to me. What happens if some of you out there wanna get me something for my birfday?! </p>
<p>Well here ya go :</p>
<p>http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/17Y6FCSG01IYV</p>
<p>There&#8217;s some very cool stuff on there, that I&#8217;d love to have! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Not all of it insane&#8230;lol</p>
<p>Thank you in advance to anyone who buys me something for me! <3</p>
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		<title>Jam Packed Summer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi guys! 
I&#8217;m updating my blog to tell you what&#8217;s going on in the world of Derek. I&#8217;ve got a truly hectic summer. I&#8217;m kicking it off with a month long east coast tour! Cities included are :
Jacksonville
Atlanta
Raleigh/Durham/Cary
Greensboro
Winston-Salem
Roanoke
Richmond
Washington DC
Philadelphia
The Oranges, NJ
NYC
Ronkonkoma, NY
Hartford
Syracuse
Rochester
Buffalo
Pittsburgh
Cleveland
Indianapolis
Chicago
Knoxville
If you&#8217;re interested in shooting or sessioning with me, please email me at derekwrestles@yahoo.com [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys! </p>
<p>I&#8217;m updating my blog to tell you what&#8217;s going on in the world of Derek. I&#8217;ve got a truly hectic summer. I&#8217;m kicking it off with a month long east coast tour! Cities included are :</p>
<p>Jacksonville<br />
Atlanta<br />
Raleigh/Durham/Cary<br />
Greensboro<br />
Winston-Salem<br />
Roanoke<br />
Richmond<br />
Washington DC<br />
Philadelphia<br />
The Oranges, NJ<br />
NYC<br />
Ronkonkoma, NY<br />
Hartford<br />
Syracuse<br />
Rochester<br />
Buffalo<br />
Pittsburgh<br />
Cleveland<br />
Indianapolis<br />
Chicago<br />
Knoxville</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re interested in shooting or sessioning with me, please email me at derekwrestles@yahoo.com or derek@dereksynklaire.com . Email is the BEST way to get ahold of me, as I have access to it at all times. Your next best shot is text messaging me if you have my cell number.</p>
<p>I will be celebrating my 27th birthday up and down the east coast! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  The main party will be in Rochester, NY on the 10th. If you&#8217;re unable to make it but would like to spoil me with a gift, please check out my wish list at : http://amzn.com/w/17Y6FCSG01IYV Anyone that sends me a gift will officially be my best friend forever! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  lol</p>
<p>I will be home in Tampa from July 19th to the 21st. Then I will be taking off to Minnesota. I will be an attending model, along with the lovely JJ Plus at LewBari Con from July 22-25th. Lew will be teaching everything from basic bondage to suspension. If you want to go make sure to sign up now as there is limited space. I believe it&#8217;s only 100 people or so. Not sure. For more information check out www.lewbaricon.com</p>
<p>I will be joining Lew on the last leg of his Trailer Trash tour (hehe) with the final destination being FetishCon here in Tampa.  We will be making stops, so if you&#8217;d like to shoot/session with me, got something for Lew, or have something amazing planned, email him or I! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
<p>I will be at FetishCon from August 5-8th. I WILL be shooting and sessioning there. I am only accepting sessions for prebooking. If you&#8217;d like to shoot with me, talk to me at the Meet N Greet on the 5th. That&#8217;s when I fill up my dance card, so to speak. </p>
<p>I will have a camera with me, so I will be taking bunches of photos and trying my best to keep a tour diary along the way. I may or may not write it out, or just come here to type it. So, it may end up that you get it after everything has happened lol! </p>
<p>After FetishCon I&#8217;ll tentatively be joining Kordelia Devonshire on an east coast tour for about 2 weeks. After that, I should be moving to Rochester, NY by early to mid September.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s pretty much it! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Please, if you need to get ahold of me, text message me or email me. Being that my schedule is so hectic it make take some time to respond, but I will respond! </p>
<p>Have a great summer, you guys!</p>
<p>Remember &#8211; I love you all! </p>
<p>xoxox<br />
Derek</p>
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		<title>A few thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 21:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sat in a coffee shop today and had the misfortune to overhear a very loud, very personal argument between a mother and her child. I only caught the end of it, where the mother was telling her child that her father used to beat her while they were married. The daughter said that she [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sat in a coffee shop today and had the misfortune to overhear a very loud, very personal argument between a mother and her child. I only caught the end of it, where the mother was telling her child that her father used to beat her while they were married. The daughter said that she didn&#8217;t feel comfortable coming to see her while her boyfriend was there. The mother called her selfish and told her to leave and never talk to her again. </p>
<p>The girl ran out of the coffee shop and I had an overwhelming urge to follow her. I don&#8217;t know why, but I caught up with her, and mumbled the apology about not knowing her and before I could stop myself I hugged her. She held on for a few moments, and looked at me after she let go. I told her I was sorry for her pain, and she smiled wanly and walked away.</p>
<p>I watched her walk across the parking lot, away from her mother and then walked back into the coffee shop. Her mother was still sitting there, bitching about how &#8217;selfish&#8217; her daughter is, how just because she&#8217;s a teenager that she shouldn&#8217;t be spared the details. </p>
<p>I can&#8217;t help but feel my hackles raise when I heard this and my coffee companion had to stop me from walking over to this woman to tell her what a bitch she is. </p>
<p>I can&#8217;t believe how callously some people treat their children. I can&#8217;t believe how selfish a parent can be to forget that their child has feelings too, and to completely disregard them in light of their own interests. Moreover, I can&#8217;t believe that this woman would tell her child that her father beat her. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s my opinion that no matter what happens in your marriage, the gory details aren&#8217;t to be discussed with your child. Your child isn&#8217;t your friend&#8230; it&#8217;s your child. To tell your child something like that is to try and taint their image of their parent, and to try and win them over to &#8216;your side&#8217;. It&#8217;s incorrigible, despicable and downright pathetic. </p>
<p>On top of it all, this interchange went down in public. Why, in God&#8217;s name, would you air your dirty laundry, which knowingly would cause an emotional reaction from your child, in public? </p>
<p>I guess my point is that we are not unique, the pain of the human condition touches us all and perhaps instead of ignoring the pain of others, we should embrace and comfort them in their time of pain. Each one of us has had a time when we have felt alone in a very cruel world and looked for a light to remind us that we are still human, still beautiful, and simply that someone out there gives a shit. </p>
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		<title>Hey guys!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, 
I know I&#8217;ve been missing in action for a few weeks but I wanted you all to know that I&#8217;m still alive and still kicking ass! As you know I got back from a west coast tour in early February. I had some amazing sessions out there and met some amazing, kick ass, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey all, </p>
<p>I know I&#8217;ve been missing in action for a few weeks but I wanted you all to know that I&#8217;m still alive and still kicking ass! As you know I got back from a west coast tour in early February. I had some amazing sessions out there and met some amazing, kick ass, fun people! Thanks to everyone who made that tour THE BEST west coast tour to date! </p>
<p>I&#8217;m currently on the east coast &#8211; posting this from a Long Island hotel. I have to say I just had the best session ever! I dare anyone out there to compete with it. My thanks goes out to &#8220;Gary&#8221; for being super awesome and just as much an instigator as me! </p>
<p>Tomorrow I head to the Big Apple &#8211; one of my homes away from home &#8211; and then I&#8217;m headed back to my hometown, Rochester. I tell ya what, I can&#8217;t wait to eat my grandmother&#8217;s string bean patties. Om nom nom! I&#8217;m going to be ten pounds heavier when I leave. Heheh! </p>
<p>St. Patty&#8217;s day is coming up quick &#8211; I&#8217;m celebrating with the traditional green beer this Saturday, as I&#8217;m sure most of you are. I know you&#8217;ve heard it a million times &#8211; but make sure to stay safe! Don&#8217;t drink and drive, folks! Enjoy your beers, but be smart. Ok? There&#8217;s tons of you out there whose ass I still need to kick! Hehehe!!!</p>
<p>Anyway, not much going on in my world right now aside from work. I am doing a full country tour at the end of April so keep your eyes peeled for the dates!  It&#8217;s going to be a whopping 70 days!!! I really want to document this tour, I&#8217;m just not sure how yet. I know photos is the best way and I&#8217;m hoping that I&#8217;ll have the time to get around and see some cool shit. </p>
<p>Anywho &#8211; Noon session tomorrow and I need my muscley sleep.</p>
<p>Love you guys!<br />
Derek</p>
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		<title>What I&#8217;ve been doing since New Years.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[About three years ago I signed up to take part of NaNoWriMo, it&#8217;s an online contest with yourself. You&#8217;re to write a 50,000 world novel in thirty days. At the end of the thirty days you upload it to the site.   I thought it was a pretty cool idea when my friend Cory [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About three years ago I signed up to take part of NaNoWriMo, it&#8217;s an online contest with yourself. You&#8217;re to write a 50,000 world novel in thirty days. At the end of the thirty days you upload it to the site. <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I thought it was a pretty cool idea when my friend Cory told me about it and so I began. </p>
<p>I wrote the first three chapters. It just so happened that my full time modeling career took off at this time too causing me to leave behind the novel I created. I really hadn&#8217;t thought about it in the past three years.</p>
<p>Until I was on the road last month. I was clicking around in my computer and found the manuscript and realized that three chapters is the norm for sending manuscripts out to publishers/agents. I figured, what the hell and took the bull by the horns and started writing the rest of the story.</p>
<p>It took three weeks to finish it. Between shoots, while we were driving and at nights in hotel rooms I wrote my little heart out.</p>
<p>At the end of January I had a 41,132 word novel.  I was pretty proud of myself. Especially since this was the very first novel that I&#8217;d ever finished. I&#8217;ve written a few over the years &#8211; but I got hemmed up in the editing process while I was writing.</p>
<p>When I got home I bought a few books on writing and publishing and read them through. Now I&#8217;m wrestling with the first round of edits. <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I&#8217;m super excited. I&#8217;m hoping that by March it&#8217;ll be finished with all the editing and I&#8217;ll be able to start querying agents.</p>
<p>So&#8230; that&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve been doing with my first month. <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Wish me luck! </p>
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		<title>On the road again&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve been watching my schedule, you see that I&#8217;m headed back out again. If you&#8217;re in any of those cities and would like a session, make sure to email me.   
I hope everyone had a great new years and christmas! I know I&#8217;m making this short &#8211; but I&#8217;ve got [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve been watching my schedule, you see that I&#8217;m headed back out again. If you&#8217;re in any of those cities and would like a session, make sure to email me. <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>I hope everyone had a great new years and christmas! I know I&#8217;m making this short &#8211; but I&#8217;ve got TONS of packing to do! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>See ya soon,<br />
Derek</p>
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		<title>Just A Quicky Before A Real One</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick blog before I post a real one!
Make sure to check out my site www.dereksynklaire.com as it just got a face lift about 10 mins ago!  
Let me know what you think  
xoxox
Derek
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a quick blog before I post a real one!</p>
<p>Make sure to check out my site www.dereksynklaire.com as it just got a face lift about 10 mins ago! <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Let me know what you think <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>xoxox</p>
<p>Derek</p>
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		<title>A Note on Positivity.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those who, like myself, are positive minded, you already know this. Positivity is not an automatically natural, constant or easy thing. I think this is because we are human and imperfect and I think that to see things in the negative light is the easiest thing to do. Conversly,  to identify the negative and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those who, like myself, are positive minded, you already know this. Positivity is not an automatically natural, constant or easy thing. I think this is because we are human and imperfect and I think that to see things in the negative light is the easiest thing to do. Conversly,  to identify the negative and then find the silver lining is one of the toughest things to do.</p>
<p>Admittedly, I have my days where I can&#8217;t see past the negative. This past month and half has been an incredibly difficult time. Many of you have been following Me for some time now so there&#8217;s no need to explain why this is so. For those who haven&#8217;t &#8211; just know that it&#8217;s been a trying time in My life.  I&#8217;ve felt an immense weight of responsibility, faced with some family health problems, not to mention the every day occurances that just makes Me wonder who&#8217;s Cheerios I pissed in (I call these &#8220;What the fuck?!&#8221; moments).</p>
<p>Often times I think about Karama &#8211; what I&#8217;ve done in the past that is currently affecting My future.  Keeping My Karmic slate clean is something that&#8217;s important to Me, not because I fear what would happen if I didn&#8217;t but because I give a damn about the impact of My reactions on others. When something negative happens to Me, I like to take a moment and reflect upon what I have done and how I can correct it.  I never want to have a negative impact on anyone around Me, intentional or otherwise, but I realize that I am human and impefect. These things do happen.</p>
<p>After a few days of wallowing and feeling bad for Myself this past week, I&#8217;ve finally overcome the negativity and am determined to stay positive. To hike up My positive knee socks and jump back into the game where I belong. If I&#8217;m honest with Myself, I know that I&#8217;m not happy unless I&#8217;m in the mix of it all, fighting for what I want. So&#8230; here I am.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m extremtly happy about this up and coming tour. While it&#8217;s not shaping up, yet, to be what I want I know it eventually will. I&#8217;m happy to have a session later this week where I get the slap the ever lovin&#8217; shit out of some little maggot. That puts a smile on My face.</p>
<p>Back to kicking some ass,</p>
<p>Derek</p>
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		<title>When you&#8217;re in a shitty mood&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, last night I found myself in a rather shitty mood. You know the one &#8211; where you just want to wallow in your pissy mood and tell everyone to fuck off.  We all get them, don&#8217;t we? So there I was, emailing clients with My travel schedule and I get a response from someone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, last night I found myself in a rather shitty mood. You know the one &#8211; where you just want to wallow in your pissy mood and tell everyone to fuck off.  We all get them, don&#8217;t we? So there I was, emailing clients with My travel schedule and I get a response from someone in the DC area :</p>
<blockquote><p><em>And waste my money? Yeah right! 300 bucks to get molested by an average looking woman? .. yeah</em></p></blockquote>
<p>If I could have video taped My facial response when I read this I&#8217;m sure it would have been hysterical. I&#8217;m sure My eyes widened as I took a deep breath and then&#8230; proceeded to laugh My fool head off!  I laughed so long and so loudly that My younger brother had to come into my office and ask Me &#8220;what the fuck is Your problem?!&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re wondering what My response was, so here it is :</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Of course I&#8217;m average looking &#8211; did you expect green hair and warts?  Really, you think you&#8217;d be molested? Man-handled, surely. Slapped down into a position of subservience (where you ought to be, by the by), most certainly. But MOLESTED? Surely not!</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Interestingly enough, he didn&#8217;t respond back. I have to admit that I&#8217;m a bit disappointed, I wanted to continue the banter. Kudos to him though, he brought Me back to being my normal, chipper self.  There&#8217;s nothing like a cheeky bitch to lighten Your mood. I almost wish he would session with Me so that I can sharpen my teeth on his bones. Oh well, I&#8217;m sure the bitches that DO session with Me love what I do to them. Bless each one of you little maggots. <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So, for those who love Me and want to session with me, here are my dates :</p>
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<li><span id="lw_1258755698_5" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Nov. 30</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_6" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Chicago</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_7" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Dec. 1</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_8" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Detroit</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_9" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 2</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_10" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Cleveland</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 3</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_12">Pittsburgh</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 4</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_14">Philadelphia</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 5-6</span> Rochester</li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 7</span> Hartford</li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 8</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_18">Boston</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 9</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">New York City</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 10</span> <span id="lw_1258755698_22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Long Island</span></li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 11</span> Washington, DC</li>
<li><span id="lw_1258755698_24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Dec. 12</span> Cary NC</li>
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<p>Don&#8217;t hesitate! Make sure to book your session with Me now. I have limited slots open and they are going fast &#8211; despite My average looks. <img src='http://dereksynklaire.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see you all and beat you in to submission. God I love that!</p>
<p>xoxox</p>
<p>Derek</p>
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